DISCLAIMER

"The W Column" is a satirical deep dive into the grand spectacle of the American sports machine — the billion-dollar circus where highlight reels are holy scripture and hot takes outrun the facts.
 

Our podcast’s cast of lovable outcasts (and yes, that’s generous) delivers a tongue-in-cheek take on sports both on and off the field of play, where the scoreboards matter and the truth is… negotiable. Around here, facts never get in the way of a good story.
 

To be clear: the opinions, jokes, and dramatic overreactions expressed on our podcasts are not statements of fact. We proudly stand on the U.S. Supreme Court unanimous decision of the Hustler Magazine, Inc. v. Falwell (485 U.S. 46 (1988)), that a parody, which no reasonable person expected to be true, was protected free speech.
 

So, as a reasonable person, please don’t believe anything you hear here.